by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

Did you see her camel stockings?
Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.
Camel stockings were so last year.
Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.
Camel stockings were so last year.
by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.
Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.
This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.
This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019
