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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
mugGet the pussy stocksmug.

Stock

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
mugGet the Stockmug.

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
mugGet the Immaculate Stockmug.

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
mugGet the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug.

game stock

A shorter way of saying game stop stock
Jeff: whats the value of game stock
Larry: its up there
by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022
mugGet the game stockmug.

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
mugGet the Stocksmug.

Stocking Anarchy

very pretty lady, practically married to ranpo, and definitely a cool ass person.
Stocking Anarchy is my favorite sister, panty is ugly as shit
by ranposass June 6, 2022
mugGet the Stocking Anarchymug.

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