skipskop

Any girl that flakes out all the time and likes guido dick in their mouth.

That girl over there is a fucking skipskop and likes it in every hole.

by dickj September 30, 2006

stip

the everlasting pwnage coming from a pseudo social encounter, with or without humiliation

Well, the complexities of stip are quite profound, Ive found it pertinent to include a scenario to induce the situation. One day 2 kids happen to be working on the same math homework and there is a monkey nearby. The first screams, "chinkooooooooooooooooo!"
the monkey says a"fffuuuuck". In this case, the monkey got stipped.

by slint April 22, 2009

three steps to heaven

If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.

Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me

Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum

guy 1: OK man

by Hargy July 28, 2006

They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose

a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...

by wiz77 November 2, 2010

Shipshock

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*

Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.

by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.

OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide

by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010

Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009