Stifler pure mad man always up for the sesh takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big stiffy in your life your sad
by Stifler March 3, 2018
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"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
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Get the Stipped mug.A girl that is passionate for one thing in her life and sometimes has her moments but always works herself back up. She is brave, beautiful and kind and everyone wants to be around her. She is living life to the fullest. She is the the best girl to have as a girlfriend.
by Mckenzie4life January 6, 2018
Get the alexa shipley mug.Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.
Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.
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