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Stephanie Meyer

The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Failurebitch January 7, 2019
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Stephenistic

One who thinks they are better than everyone when they clearly are not
That kid is so stephenistic he thinks he is going to win everytime
by 20’ paupack May 29, 2019
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Stephen Guest

someone that being or doing beta things
who am i playing with... "Stephen Guest"

can you not be such a "Stephen Guest"
by Alcatraz619 August 25, 2019
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stephen lister

has fake 270s and has a fake broken arm and he talks alot of shit
by torpy October 22, 2019
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Stephanny

The most beautiful, intelligent and funniest woman alive. Her looks often get compared to that of Aphrodite and she has a smile capable of stopping a man's heart. There is no one quite like Stephanny.
She is the most beautiful woman in the world, she is definitely a Stephanny.
by ZVC May 2, 2020
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Stephen Groppell

The hottest man in the world. His beard is as fluffy as his hair. He is better than Ronaldo, Messi, and you combined. He can score free kicks without kicking it. He is the ultimate alpha male. His writing skills are off the charts. He can write a book in less than a second. He wrote Harry Potter then let J.K Rowling take the credit because he loves women and all women love him. He´s part Chinese so he can make noodles and can make COVID-19 appear out of thin air. However, unlike many Chinese people, he has beautiful brown eyes. His hands are so strong because he uses them to comb his luscious hair. He is the best English teacher in the world, rated #1 for 10 years straight.
When Lionel Messi moved to PSG, he told Mbappe ¨I want to achieve what Stephen Groppell achieved here.¨
by stephenishot February 8, 2022
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Stephanos

A legend of a guy with a beautiful big penis
A Stephanos is the best
by Esheksisi March 14, 2022
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