StealthSheep27

The biggest fucking queer in the world. He fucks not only old men, but little boys as well.

StealthSheep27: "I have candy."
Little Boy: "This taste funny. (giggle)"

by terranbeau November 24, 2004

Stealth Turtle

When you pull a mooney with a turtle head poking out.....and no-one notices.

I was at a party last week and i pulled out a stealth turtle.

by Perrald August 7, 2006

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.

"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."

by Andy Felterbush January 11, 2010

stealth mode

when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time

man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?

man 2: stealth mode.

man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.

a mom: what the shit are you talking about?

man 1 & 2: baseball

by The fuckinillest man October 9, 2008

stealth

noun; game played in complete and total darkness. A spin-off of the classic game tag accept with more bad ass. Players sneak around in the dark to try and "stealth" the opponents by giving a quick jab of the hand into any part of the body and proclaiming a loud "SKUHH" originally pronounced "skill". Often times players will take off articles of clothing in order to achieve a higher ability to stealth opponents.

"We played a sick ass game of stealth last night... i was naked. Bob one with a score of 27."

by peter crumpintime April 27, 2008

stealth gay

a sneaky and quiet gay person

Her sexuality is her own matter therefore she's a stealth gay.

by jayneen March 18, 2012

Stealth

1. Military aircraft.
2. To move silently (aka. quite warfare). Commonly used by pedophiles to lure children as well as by outnumbered hobomen to kill attacking youth gangs.

Hobo 1: I killed a gang last night for fun.
Hobo 2: you inspired me, I think I will use stealth tonight as well to kill a youth gang.

Pedo: I invented the art of stealth so that I could catch kids easier.

by DeanNJ March 22, 2007