sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

sober

not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it

Remember kids, always drive sober.

by nlolhere July 6, 2020

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.

Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.

by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018