skeeft

The past tense of the word skeef.

Evan skeeft my rice crispy treat.

The man had skeeft at least 10 banks in his lifetime.

by skeefter June 16, 2010

sheefer

the head of a beer. The last couple sips of beer in a can. When it's a tad warm.

=---Dude, pour your fucking sheefer out man, it's gross.
--- Let's combine the sheefers and make the pledge drink it!!

by xsfcsknj August 27, 2010

smaeflogg

Noun: a dense menstrual flow; the texture of menstrual fluids mixed with cornstarch.

1. Dude, your missus is on the smaeflogg, hardcore.
2. That tomato soup is exactly like smaeflogg. Yum!

by joshocampo April 21, 2011

Smeeker

A person that smokes illegal substances that doesnt like the term geeker..

smeeker is short for smoker and geeker combined

Damn, bruh 9 blunts you a smeeker {smoker} {geeker}

by BOSlady April 21, 2011

smeeied

To smash/tackle an opponent into another dimension usually during a sporting contest

During a game of rugby

Commentator 1
"and the scrum half passes to the outhalf who has just been smeeied in half by a trojan of a prop twice his size"
Commentator 2

"he's seems in a lot of pain,he definetly got smeeied"

by Hot Steps '1988/89 May 28, 2011

smeenglaed

Something that is mean but makes people glad to hear.

John: Osama bin laden is such a motherfucker, but fuck it, hes dead anyways.

Marry: yea, thats so smeenglaed.

by OliveWednesday June 29, 2011

skeefdoph

when you go out of your way to tell someone to get off the grass just because you cut it. and sit by ur grass waiting at the very opportunity to yell just because its all you have to do in life.

did you see that guy he was like 5 foot 8 trying to act all tuff tellin me If i walkd near his grass he was gonna turn me into a fruit rollup! -im sure glad i offerd to take all the neighbors dogs for a walk at the same time, so I could go pay a visit to that skeefdoph

by BIG LOR DOG November 2, 2011