when you go out of your way to tell someone to get off the grass just because you cut it. and sit by ur grass waiting at the very opportunity to yell just because its all you have to do in life.
did you see that guy he was like 5 foot 8 trying to act all tuff tellin me If i walkd near his grass he was gonna turn me into a fruit rollup! -im sure glad i offerd to take all the neighbors dogs for a walk at the same time, so I could go pay a visit to that skeefdoph
by BIG LOR DOG November 2, 2011
Get the skeefdoph mug.A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. May 15, 2008
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Get the Skeefdooty mug.My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!
by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009
Get the Speedophiliac mug.aOne who has sexual intercourse with skeezoids. bA person with no standards for the people they have sex with. cSomeone who has sex with unclean people.
"WHAT, Candy!.. You had sex with Ryan?.. Yo, I hope you used protection girl, because he is a regular skeezophile!"
"Dude, you banged that chick?.. Rank!.. That skeezophile has blown every crackhead in the neighborhood, bro!"
"Dude, you banged that chick?.. Rank!.. That skeezophile has blown every crackhead in the neighborhood, bro!"
by Shad0wfiend September 7, 2008
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Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”
Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”
Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”
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