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Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.
Stop sloaning my conversation.
by Rainstain November 6, 2019
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slad

sexy lad: a guy that is sexy and "one of the boys." Seems cool.
swiping on tinder: yeah he's a slad
by gd6969 July 22, 2020
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Sladen

Sladens are very hyper and out there, they love to make people smile and have a great time his bravery to stand for others is astonishing
Did you see sladen? He ran on the football field just to make that girl laugh!
by Snrssa May 24, 2021
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SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021
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Sladen Christensen

AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.
I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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Sloan

A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.
by 8BitMick January 7, 2018
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sloaned

The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.

The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.

Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!
by Sic'em March 25, 2008
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