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A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers
“He is a total mathew pearson
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.
I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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