Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!

by Reducto February 10, 2009

hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped.

by SneakyCracker July 5, 2006

mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.

by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

That shit slaps

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.

Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!

by Lotsofur August 20, 2020