An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.
by liljohn98 November 9, 2015
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by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002
Get the shields up mug.A girl dressed like a man to disguise the fact that she can't get a boyfriend so she has to try and get a girlfriend
(Girl) I am going out with that hot guy over there.
(Other Girl) Careful he looks wired, he might be a Skeldon
(Other Girl) Careful he looks wired, he might be a Skeldon
by John Carmens March 5, 2008
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Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.
Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.
To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.
Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.
Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.
To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.
by RainyDayz November 7, 2008
Get the dorchus sheldon hore mug.a name used for a very attractive girl, very charming and has alot of boys around her at most times, she is popular and most girls wishh to be like her "seldon"
by lillyk July 14, 2011
Get the seldon mug.A village located in remote southern russia, where the infamous kenyan mafia are based. And romour has it, that chuck norris is in hiding there, from MI5. The mafia rule the village, but a rebel alliance has formed to try and overthrow the mafia.
A typical rebel is a bit of a badman and wears nothing but badger skins sewn together to form a terroist - like outfit. they travel in groups of exactly seven and ride mini motorbikes painted either pink or yellow. they live in holes dug into the floor using only spoons.
the village is full of crime and reported gay rape. no one is yet to adventure there properly apart from one member of the SAS who got lost on a mission trying to nuke russia.
it is considered a dump, and there is nothing to do there apart from get raped by the kenyan mafia and then shot by the badman rebels.
A typical rebel is a bit of a badman and wears nothing but badger skins sewn together to form a terroist - like outfit. they travel in groups of exactly seven and ride mini motorbikes painted either pink or yellow. they live in holes dug into the floor using only spoons.
the village is full of crime and reported gay rape. no one is yet to adventure there properly apart from one member of the SAS who got lost on a mission trying to nuke russia.
it is considered a dump, and there is nothing to do there apart from get raped by the kenyan mafia and then shot by the badman rebels.
Person1: did you hear that chuck norris is hiding in speldhurst?
person2: who would want to go to speldhurst?
person1: chuck norris
person2: who would want to go to speldhurst?
person1: chuck norris
by georgewozere March 13, 2011
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