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sword and shield

An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.
Me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.
by liljohn98 November 9, 2015
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shields up

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.
Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.
by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002
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Skeldon

A girl dressed like a man to disguise the fact that she can't get a boyfriend so she has to try and get a girlfriend
(Girl) I am going out with that hot guy over there.
(Other Girl) Careful he looks wired, he might be a Skeldon
by John Carmens March 5, 2008
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dorchus sheldon hore

The worst possible name that can be given to any child of any gender.

Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.

Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.

To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.
"Hate kids? Name yours Dorchus. Dorchus Sheldon Hore."
by RainyDayz November 7, 2008
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seldon

a name used for a very attractive girl, very charming and has alot of boys around her at most times, she is popular and most girls wishh to be like her "seldon"
wow, look at seldon today, she looks stunning!
by lillyk July 14, 2011
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Speldhurst

A village located in remote southern russia, where the infamous kenyan mafia are based. And romour has it, that chuck norris is in hiding there, from MI5. The mafia rule the village, but a rebel alliance has formed to try and overthrow the mafia.
A typical rebel is a bit of a badman and wears nothing but badger skins sewn together to form a terroist - like outfit. they travel in groups of exactly seven and ride mini motorbikes painted either pink or yellow. they live in holes dug into the floor using only spoons.
the village is full of crime and reported gay rape. no one is yet to adventure there properly apart from one member of the SAS who got lost on a mission trying to nuke russia.
it is considered a dump, and there is nothing to do there apart from get raped by the kenyan mafia and then shot by the badman rebels.
Person1: did you hear that chuck norris is hiding in speldhurst?
person2: who would want to go to speldhurst?
person1: chuck norris
by georgewozere March 13, 2011
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Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.
He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!
by dr4chess November 22, 2011
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