Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone

Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating

by Gustilo April 14, 2014

Security Nigga

A nigga that makes her feel secure, a Justin Case.

He going to the nfl girl that’s my security nigga

He got a job and a lil bit of money he my sucurity nigga until I get me a ball player

by Zzzz23 April 21, 2018

security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018

Securify

To make secure. To sure up the security on something or someone.

"We're going to make sure our nation is secure. We're gonna securify it."

by Apoc Revolution November 27, 2019

securialistic

(adj.) pertaining to, of the nature of,

or the condition of, being secure(tranquil; free from danger, safe), in any sense.

Nela's main focus is her sense of security, I guess you could say she's securialistic!

by Marica Linn February 15, 2021

security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre

by Sir. B September 10, 2021