Schemedium

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

by Cute chik May 22, 2018

schmememe

A word denoting that someone is saying something annoying or over baringly pretentious.

"And they're all like schmememe"

by Toylet Duck June 9, 2018

Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

schemantics

schematics for antics, or a plan to commit shenanigans.

jimmy: help me come up with the schemantics to convince my dad to help us build a dirtbike ramp, my main broheim
toby: yea man, it'll be way far out. but we gotta scheme up a way to keep him thinking its for a science project so we dont get in trouble!

by yeaitsameawario January 11, 2019

Schemoid

Someone from a housing scheme (Scotland) or council estate. Usually of poor character with no morals. Can also be used as an insult for someone who shares the same attitudes as the former.

Did you hear about Brian? He got caught stealing from work again what a fucking schemoid tramp!

by Corolla54 May 11, 2019

Scatemojical Dysphoria

Noun - A condition where one is self-conscious because they believe their poop is supposed to be the same consistency as a 💩 emoji.

She wouldn’t poop in any toilet outside of her home because she had scatemojical dysphoria.

by Jazzdrummer1 May 18, 2019