schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schmoozic

Music that has only one purpose:to schmooze for a babe or a hot man.

Especially music that only highlights only shallow physical characteristics of the opposite sex.

Woaaah! That is some serious schmoozic!

Ed Sheeran? Cmon, turn that schmoozic off.

“Love with Your Body” by Ed Sheeran, is just schmoozic that you can’t dump from your brain.

Taylor Swift used to make normal schmoozic , but now her schmoozic is far too gay.

Ok, pretty much all male Mexican singers make schmoozic.

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian August 9, 2020

schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.

Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!

by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

Schmouff

Something insanely smooth

The bois: yo that what Schmouff

Chad: I know, I get them girls easy

by Seje Reje December 21, 2021

schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

Schmonda

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023