rule 303 

Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it

who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303

rule 303 by attlulululululu January 12, 2011

Rule 34S 

Rule 34S simply states that nothing is sacred.

Guy: Dude! You can't make Sesame Street pr0n! It's for kids!
Dude: Rule 34S
Guy: Damn

Rule 34S by Damaster00777 April 26, 2011

Rule 64 

If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps. (This is a common inside refrence to a famous line in teh movie Iron Man. It's sometimes used on 4chan)

"That's a nice looking Krupp Coal Excavator. Who would have the patience to build something like that?"
"Rule 64 states: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."

Rule 64 by /x/ January 26, 2009

Rule 95 

You can not touch MC Hammer.

There are no exceptions to this rule.

Guy 1: Hey I'm gonna go touch MC Hammer
Guy 2: It's a waste of time, Rule 95

Rule 95 by BurningPandama March 22, 2011

Rule 135 

Rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

Rule 135 would include Wu-tang clan, Beatles, and Super Mario Bros. remixes.

Rule 135 by webstergeon June 28, 2010

Rule 42 

The general rule that you should always bring a towel just in case you do something stupid so at least people will say "Hey that guy/gal really knows where their towel is". Coincidentally this is also the meaning of life and all questions because all answers can be deprived from 42 an example of this would be: How many minutes dose it take to make a marshmallow peep answer 42 because 4+2=6 and it takes 6 minuets to make. Part of the 100+ general rules of the universe.

Bob: What should I bring to my camping trip to Death Vally?

Jim: Always remember Rule 42: Always bring a towel.

Bob: Why? a towel there is no reason I would need it.

Jim: But what if you get lost then with a knife and a little time you can make a turban like hat to shield your eyes so you don't over heat and go temporally blind, or what happens when you need some sort of bag but you only have a knife a towel and some rope you could make your own knapsack.

Bob: Thanks Jim for reminding me about Rule 42.

Jim: No problem.

Rule 42 by Raegon December 9, 2008

Rule 68 

When the male request oral stimulation from the female....and she ask for reciprocation the male states you do me and I owe you one later.

68+1=69

Guy: So Becky how bout a little head before dinner

Girl: Jason how bout we rule 68 it

Guy: Ummm...you kno what...how bout I just 68 ya

Girl: Whats that?????

Guy: You do me and i owe you 1

Rule 68 by Cocky McCockerson & Ms Hooters September 30, 2009