Goat Rodeo 

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into

"Management's nuts. By the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it's a goat rodeo."

"We had Ondine's fifth birthday party yesterday. What a goat rodeo!"

Goat Rodeo by Bilberry January 20, 2009

Not my first rodeo 

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

Not my first rodeo by KImCobain March 5, 2015

John Romero 

PC game designer of 1990s fame, John Romero was the genius/jackanape that introduced us to Wolfenstein3D, DOOM, and Quake.
When not designing new methods of carrying out FPS carnage or dismemberment, he was attending to his rich, luxurious, flowing, hair which, given his near-rockstar status at the time, was not considered homoerotic in the least.
Then... came the infamous and career-destroying FPS-mediocrity that we remember as Daikatana.
Released three years behind schedule, and only after burning through two game engines and over one hundred employees, Daikatana effectively closed an era of PC-gaming, and signaled John Romero's fall from Godhood.
Nevertheless, John Romero's notoriety continues to live on through the power of the Internet -- and the unceasing efforts of meme humorists.

Gamer 1: "John Romero is going to make you his bitch!"
(After pwn'ing a stream of newbs) Gamer 1: "Suck it down!"

(warcry upon respawning) Gamer 2: d41k4t4n4 r0ckz j00!!1!

John Romero by MercWithMouth May 3, 2011

not my first rodeo 

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.

Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...

not my first rodeo by Davester75 July 4, 2012

Romeopathic 

Any person with a compulsive conquest for lustful or sexual behaviors with no emotional attachment.

Bruce sleeps with another woman every week. I swear he must be Romeopathic

Romeopathic by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

romejo 

To go down on a girl only to make out with her taint.

Did you eat her out ?

No. I romejo'd her.

romejo by Snooch July 9, 2010

rodeo grip 

While jerking off, grabbing your cock so that your palm faces away from you and your thumb is closer to your nuts. This is similar to the grip used by cowboy's on the rope while bull riding.

For a change of pace, I used the rodeo grip while whacking it last night.

rodeo grip by TheFlyingZap April 26, 2011