Road Beer 

When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.

That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?

Road Beer by Damien Metalwind September 27, 2008

Road Rules 

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

Road Rules by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

road rules 

an MTV show where people travel around in a crowded bus thang and complete missions for prizes and if they fail they vote sum1 off

I'm finna go watch road rules since aint nothin else on.

road rules by Mizz Dymepiece aka Jasmine July 31, 2003

road tripping 

The act of getting buzzed on the drive to the party so you do not have to endure being the soberest person at the party.

We're going to be road tripping it up there.

road tripping by Bill Wasowski Jr. February 19, 2007

Road Rape 

When driving, someone forces their way into another lane, not giving other drives the opportunity to deny them access.

Jeremy: "Ugh! I just got road raped! Douche bag!" *honks horn*

Road Rape by chode mode May 3, 2011

Road Boat 

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

Road Boat by Rex514 May 3, 2012

road head 

To receive cunnilingus or fellatio while driving a motor vehicle.

Road head for a woman may involve a solid tongue lashing.

road head by WFern April 26, 2009