prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.

bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."

by Taters1985 January 14, 2009

pump manual

a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"

Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.

by Dollyrocker January 22, 2008

Short pump middle school

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.

I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

by Llama1001 March 15, 2015

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

pump crack

to sell crack cocane

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread

by Debby731991 April 28, 2006

pumpkin dick

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth

1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.

I bet that girl is a pumpkin smasher.

by recycled23 July 5, 2014