prefected

Getting physically abused by another individual at boarding school for no particular reason.

Corpal Jack Bloody Fucken Billy Big Dick Dickson Mate! Prefected Kai in the face with his fist.

by Dickk Jackson May 27, 2017

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017

Prefice

The angle of curvature of ones erect penis

But, Everyone has a different prefice.

by Socnorb August 29, 2017

preferabowl

When u wanna hit the bowl instead of the blunt

When someone asked if you wanna hit this blunt and I say nah I prefer a bowl. There for you are a preferabowl

by Kvinnie September 17, 2017

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.

A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.

by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018

prefetusdeletus

an insanely funny youtube channel composed mainly of two guys that never really have a set schedule and will surprise you with a banger any time.

"dude did you watch that prefetusdeletus vid?"

by fetiodeletio August 25, 2018

Prefect

You can use prefect when something is going on a process and it’ll be perfect soon.

“This painting looks prefect. I hope y’all finish this masterpiece soon”

by Urbanpizzas October 27, 2018