by Phobos March 8, 2007
Get the poser fag mug.Someone that tries to follow whatever some one else that they admire does. They are fake to them selves. They are something they are not that is whay people hate them. Also because they are extremly annoying. They don't have a life besides being soemthing that is fake. My advice to posers be who you are. If you are really ghetto and trying to follow the HXC style be ghetto. Thats being true to yourself. Dont try to act emo when you really hate it inside. If you feel alone and helpless then try something that you truly enjoy. If the popular Clique in your school is prep and you try to be prep your going to be misrable inside because thats what you are not. Be true to yourself thats the key to happiness.
If yur really and emo kid be an emo kid stop trying to be punk! If you like Good Charlotte like them even though they are poser rock.
by Poser, Fake, Untrue, False June 21, 2006
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a person who likes something just because they have heard that someone else likes them. someone who wouldn't understand the meaning behind the lyrics or the thoughts and feelings. someone who says they are when they aren't and are so obviously following along. someone who is so fake it's sickening.
person1: so i'm gonna go buy this AFI cd.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
by loversareliars September 18, 2006
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Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Example 1:
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
by Moe Master September 15, 2005
Get the posers mug.by Cate B December 16, 2008
Get the poleaxed mug.A dumbass hypocrite trendwhore conformist asshole who can't think for his/herself. They like anything their friends like, like a band, and usually don't know any songs by that band. When you ask them they usually say they like all of their songs and never mention one.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
Dumbass Poser: lolz I lyk My chemical romance im sooo punk now. wots ur favorite band?
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
by AliceInChainsRock May 14, 2006
Get the poser mug.Scene posers come to places like urban dictionary, google etc. and search scene just to see what scene people wear, do and act. They will then attempt to dress and act scene but infact be complete utter posers and fail miserably. Scene posers are very sad muchly like other posers. So dearest children if you are doing this to become scene go buy some originality cos' its so in right now (you see because I just said originality was in they're gonna go get some because they're such posers).
Britty(poser) (on the internet talking to friends and cruisin') - LIKE zOMGz RAWR niggaZ sup homies?!!?!?!?
Tash(normal) - Dude wtf happend to you...?
Britty- ZOMGZ i so LIKE totally visited www.urbandictionary.com to like BECOME so hardxcrorexscene CAUSE imma so better den you!!!!!
Tash- *cough* scene poser*cough* Dude haven't you heard of originality?
Britty - SHUTUP IM going to cry :'( cause i just got this wikid hair cut and all, -sobs- my LIFE SUCKS im so emo!
Tash- pffft get a life looser -blocks-
Tash(normal) - Dude wtf happend to you...?
Britty- ZOMGZ i so LIKE totally visited www.urbandictionary.com to like BECOME so hardxcrorexscene CAUSE imma so better den you!!!!!
Tash- *cough* scene poser*cough* Dude haven't you heard of originality?
Britty - SHUTUP IM going to cry :'( cause i just got this wikid hair cut and all, -sobs- my LIFE SUCKS im so emo!
Tash- pffft get a life looser -blocks-
by Jazhmeen December 7, 2006
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