Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.
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An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
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by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014
Get the pool buzz mug.The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015
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Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.
*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
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