When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.A wedgie that specifically occurs in the front instead of the back. A poodgie occurs when underpants or trousers become trapped around one's genitals in a manner than causes discomfort. This sensation can be relieved by pulling the garments loose of the genitals. Differs from a camel-toe or moose knuckle in that a poodgie describes the feeling instead of the look.
Pronounced pood-jee. The "oo" sounds like it does in the word "hood".
Pronounced pood-jee. The "oo" sounds like it does in the word "hood".
by Mama Teresa February 14, 2018
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Get the polkdorsk mug.Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Get the Poodle people mug.Somebody who was a wimp growing up, and decided to dedicate every second of every minute of every day to being a sho nuff bully, the kind of person who outbullies anybody. Dangerous not because of where they come from or their ideas, but because they would do anything to keep the world from knowing what they're made of.
Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
Get the Poodle people mug.The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.
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