guy: hey wanna do it?
girl: no i don't want you to take my pineapple bush! i'm saving it for someone else ;)
guy: hoe...
girl: no i don't want you to take my pineapple bush! i'm saving it for someone else ;)
guy: hoe...
by iTz Casper August 10, 2011
The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
by Anal-Tit Lord June 28, 2017
After a man eats pineapple for a long period of time, his semen may have a similar taste to this delicious, tropical fruit.
by Rogue Rogers November 19, 2009
When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 01, 2011
The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
by The Dirty Wordsmiths July 22, 2008
-Last night I ate this girl vagina. She tasted so good.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
by mastertgd August 30, 2012
Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
by Duckens April 08, 2010