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peanut butter smoothie

The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.
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Peanut Butter Trick

When a man spreads peanut butter all over his dick in order to attract females
I use the Peanut Butter Trick to help me get laid, bitches luv it
Peanut Butter Trick by Dubiks December 18, 2018

Peanut Butter Jelly 

This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.
You is one fucked up ho if you don't like the Peanut Butter Jelly song.
Peanut Butter Jelly by Fat Man December 6, 2002

Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.

Peanut butter cup 

When you eat shit out of a black persons ass.
"I peanut butter cupped Jackie last night."

"Dude that's nasty."

Peanut Butter Status 

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
Peanut Butter Status by HPVsucks August 11, 2009

PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME 

When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
It's peanut butter k-y jelly time
PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME by zac August 10, 2003