Strawberry Patch

(Noun) The unkept groin area of a male human with red or orange hair (ginger). The testicles will appear as strawberries in a patch.

A: Why do they call John, strawberry patch?
B: He doesn’t trim his pubes and he has red hair, so….
A: Eww, gross.
B: yeah maybe, unless you like strawberries.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

Munchie-Patch

A woman’s Vagina.

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!

by The Gootz September 22, 2022

Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious

Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop

by Professor g slang February 18, 2021

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013

Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.

I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.

by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019

Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play

Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch

by Si.83 May 29, 2022