1. The reason that you exist
2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.
3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.
3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020
Get the Parents mug.1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
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Simply put people that oppress you claiming that you will one day succeed but only if you work every second of your life. They beat the shit out of you and then "apologize for it" In reality what happens is that that if you have a terrible childhood and then commit suicide or beg people for money because you can't do anything. If you die they weep fearing what will happen to them and they are terrified they will end up on the streets not that they have lost a child.
by Depressedboi777 December 26, 2019
Get the Indian Parents mug.A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.
A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.
by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004
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Get the parents mug.Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.
It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.
by C.Brown February 6, 2008
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Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
by hotdad December 4, 2015
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