orlando bloom

someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as

"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"

by Megastar11 August 6, 2008

Orlando Bloom

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!

Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.

by Lover! July 10, 2007

Orlando

A guy ho has a crush on every girl he meets even underage girls and when he has a relationship he instantly rejects the girl. He always acts like he is high and is generally homosexual towards men. Blonde hair and short. Tries to get friends but has none. girls are attracted to him for his homosexuality. when in bed he tends to strap a dildo to the womans place because he is a homosexual.

guy: ugh hi orlando...
ORLANDO: HI IM ORLANDO ILL GIVE YOU HEAD! JUST CLICK THE LINK Orlandoheadforfree . com
guy: k then

by Big Phat Boy! September 4, 2018

orlando bloom

A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.

Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

ew

by HARLY69 April 5, 2008

Orla

Orla is a feminine name, she is quite attractive and super sarcastic. She’s very bold and confident, at first she seems to have the biggest ego ever, but as you get to know her you can tell she’s only being sarcastic and is very insecure. Her sass is extreme only rivaled by her flexibility (physically and emotionally). Very social and sometimes just won’t shut the fuck up. She’s very trusting, which makes her very gullible. She’s quick to hate someone if they talk shit about her friends. If she’s being mean and teasing you it’s her own strange way to show affection, if she’s ignoring you she’s probably very mad at you which is never a good sign. She talks shit about everyone behind their backs, only to regret it, but her pride stops her from apologizing. If she apologizes to you, never doubt the sincerity because that is a rare occurrence. She is very picky in who she chooses to love, and usually overthinks things all the time. She’s afraid of everything and when she try’s to be threatening she only ends up doing the opposite.

Person 1: Orla is so mean and aggressive, plus her ego is huge.

Person 2: don’t worry she’s just being sarcastic, when she’s serious she’s very nice.

Person 1: I’ll take your word on it but she’s still a bitch.

Person 2: True.

by Loosoy293 June 26, 2021

Johnny Orlando

A YouTuber whose fans Are a bunch of 6 year olds That want to be noticed

Jake: Hey have you heard of Johnny Orlando?
Mike: you mean that Dumba.s youtuber?

by I drink pee daddy April 24, 2020

Orla

After you get her trust she will be really bitchy she will bully and cheat and you will never trust her. Once I got to know a Orla, I cried every night because she is sooooo mean . In high school, she makes my friends turn against me and know they cant trust me anymore. If you see a Orla dont trust, she will make your life a living HELL

Orla is a dirty little bitch!

by Pincbitchyprinces May 25, 2019