air force ones

Overpriced shoes made by childern in sweatshops in third world countries.
The popularity of the shoe has risen ever since a focus marketing group used product placement in a "song" by some St. Louis raptard who covers up a big herpes sore with an adhesive bandage.

Y'all wiggaz best sell mo' rocks so u can get yoself some air force ones.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 11, 2003

onesock

To receive oral sex from someone in a cinema

Hey man, last night I took this bitch out to see Wall-E and she totally gave me a onesock!

by Subtle Balls July 4, 2008

Catch my ones

A phrase used mostly by white kids that think their ghetto or tough but are realy just dumb hypebeasts who wanna fight you to be tough normally they would say catch my hands or run my fade but some will say catch my ones now the defamation is fist fighting so ones as in fists so the person who says that is basically saying catch my ones(fists) so if they say that beat that dumb fuckers ass nigga

(White poser)-hey catch my ones boy

(Normal ass kid)-no lol
(White poser)cmon catch my ones you little pussy

(Normal ass kid)-shit the fuck up bruh you sound stupid

(White poser)-~charges at normal ass kid
(Normal ass kid)-~beats white posers ass

by Fuck them posers666 December 14, 2018

onehand

A reference to the size of a female's ass. The size must be small enough to hold her ass in one hand. This type of ass is enjoyed by mostly white males, but there are a few exceptions among black males.

"Dude, that chick had a "onehand". Her ass was so small and tight I gripped it with one hand while I was munching away."

by Big Black and Nasty December 23, 2007

Oneages

Describing someone who has been left alone.

Ha all on his oneages!

by John Matsfield November 23, 2010

Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

Under-Onesie

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016