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A reference to the size of a female's ass. The size must be small enough to hold her ass in one hand. This type of ass is enjoyed by mostly white males, but there are a few exceptions among black males.
"Dude, that chick had a "onehand". Her ass was so small and tight I gripped it with one hand while I was munching away."
onehand by Big Black and Nasty December 23, 2007
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Onehand Streamer 

A self-purported "videogame" streamer that frequents sites like twitch. Streams are, in fact, essentially OnlyFans.
A: "Hey, i've been hearing a lot about this new streamer, is she any good?"
B: "Nah, man, she's a Onehand Streamer."

One Hand Clap 

The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.
Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!

Too Much Rock for One Hand 

A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.
"Duuuude! That Darkness album is frickkin' sweet... it was TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!"

typing with one hand 

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc
Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.
typing with one hand by Sarah March 21, 2004

One Hand Technique 

The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave
"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
One Hand Technique by Doc Roe July 16, 2008

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. 

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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