`-=[]\;',./ and the shift version

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you cant put `-=\;',./ and the shift version in a sentence or you can?

by some bored student November 15, 2022

Graveyard shift

Beating off until the sun rises and you’re all out of nuts to bust

“Man I’m so tired, I had The graveyard shift. My pussy hurts

by Queefingqueers February 24, 2022

stick shift

the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom

by jiz_machine July 27, 2018

Pen shifting

When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting

Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night

by Chris123456789abc October 18, 2011

Wimbledon Shift

Cover term for a secret homosexual liaison.

Sorry honey, gotta work late tonight. I’ve got a Wimbledon Shift.

Guys, I won’t be available to play Diablo this week. I’m working Wimbledon Shifts.

by Dapolopoly July 5, 2023

B-Shift

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

Geoff shift

An extensive period of time partaking in a leisure activity

We went fishing and we put in a geoff shift

by Fishing 1 June 2, 2022