omphalophobic

a person who fears belly buttons

Laying in bed, I reached over to clean the lint out of my wife's navel, but the crazy omphalophobic freaked out and bit me!

by Will Cheesehurler December 4, 2009

Oomphadoompha

extremely ridiculous

that song was oomphadoompha

by azile aem March 30, 2009

orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Omphile

A very stuipid girl who is acatully really smart is the biggest idiot you'll ever know but is so sweet and caring you'll never find anyone like her .She's a true friend and always looking for competition most lost minded person and is super sporty and loves soccer

Omphile loves soccer and sports

by Thuto November 21, 2021

[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

OMPH

It's an abbreviation; "ouch, my pussy hurts." There's an intuit phrase that means essentially the same thing, forgive my spelling this phonetically: ishkaga ganish. "Ouch, my pussy hurts."

Jim: "how did you like my sexy picture?"

Jane: "I'm so horny... OMPH."

by BonTerra425 July 29, 2016