chuck norris 

chuck norris a thing of every race, type, genitic code of every species.

man i wish i can be chuck norris

chuck norris by ger xiong August 2, 2006

chuck norris 

A man who strikes fear into the people who strike fear themselves.

When the boogie man goes to sleep... he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

chuck norris by RichardV April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris'd 

Describes any former star whose only fans today are ironic, and lavish said star with ironic praise, especially on the internet, like former action star Chuck Norris.

Some guy: Man, Steven Seagal got Chuck Norris'd. Remember when we used to genuienly think he was cool in movies like "Hard to Kill" and "Above the Law"?
Another guy: Yeah, these days when people praise him they're being ironic.
Some guy: "Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, do you think he knows kids passing around "Chuck Norris Facts," are not his fans and are actually ridiculing him?"
Another guy: "I can't imagine why not, but he seems pretty clueless."

Chuck Norris'd by Dracula's Spine January 20, 2008

Chuck Norris 

An Round-House Kicking Hero.

When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Chuck Norris by kidwhoisverycool September 10, 2006

chuck norris 

when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

chuck norris by da trick biatch March 16, 2006

Chuck Norris 

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...

Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons

Chuck Norris by Omega Battle Creator April 13, 2006

Chuck Norris 

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009