nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

Nincel

Term for hardcore fans of American industrial rock act Nine Inch Nails. Nincels are set apart from regular fans by several factors, including:
A. petrifying social anxiety in any setting that doesn't involve jumping up and down shoulder to shoulder in a sweaty concert crowd
B. An extreme aversion to the suggestion of going to therapy

C. Celibacy caused NOT by unattractiveness, but instead by the fact that the only person on earth they even want to fuck is Trent Reznor.
Nincels typically own at least one vinyl of the award winning 1994 album The Downward Spiral and one piece of fishnet clothing. In relation to other music fans, they are united with Nirvana fans by a distaste for Hole frontwoman Courtney Love, and at the same time united with Hole fans by a distaste for Marilyn Manson.

Two people listening to Nine Inch Nails:
guy 1: no offense dude, but this sounds like VHS music from hell in the least listenable way possible
guy 2: i know right? trent reznor is a fucking genius
guy 1: you need help dawg i think you might be a nincel

by morrissey_is_a_tool September 6, 2022

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes

Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.

by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.

Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.

by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017