nelson dick size

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch

How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster

by Yay a yay June 3, 2018

nigson

A black version of Benson from regular show. He has multiple balls.

Fat boi :I'm going to say the n word
Nigson :If you say the n word you are fired!
Fat boi :Nigga!
Nigson :Get out!
Fat boi :It was worth it!
High five ghost :Yeah!

by Pundaivan January 25, 2019

Nelson

A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time

God Nelson fucked me so good last night

Nelson’s cock is so big

I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing

by Fuck your nan September 12, 2019

bruce nelson

One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .

Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.

by Auto October 4, 2019

Classic Nelson

An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.

You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!

Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!

That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!

by Classic Nelson March 1, 2020

Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.

That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.

by Concerned Observer001 October 18, 2010

nildo

1;really stupid person with no weiner

2;from dildo, where "nil" mean "no or none" and "do" means "weiner" therefore nildo means "no-weiner"

examples:

person 1: hi nildo...

person 2 (ie. nildo): hi... wait dont call me that ive got a weiner.

person 1: sure you do...

by DRWD May 15, 2006