mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.

ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up

by swooping season May 20, 2021

steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst

Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped

by Twist3d1990 March 15, 2016

Lady Mop

Female sanitary napkin , or tampon. What you give your guy friend when he is being a dubLB.

Hey bro, you need a lady mop or what, jeeze.

by The messenger7 February 21, 2013

jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

by D mizzel for shizzel May 28, 2015

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 08, 2020

Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

by chickacret original February 27, 2019

blood mop

Another term for a tampon

I had to go out and get my old lady a box of blood mops.

by BlackChappy May 22, 2007