monopodio

(1) a captain of thieves (named for the character from Miguel de Cervantes' novella _Rinconete y Cortedillo_);

(2) someone who uses unfair business practices to squeeze out a rival (17th century Spain)

When Burgos's interests succeeded briefly in curbing Bilbao's participation in wool export to Bruges, outraged Bilbaino merchants and shippers immediately labeled the action with the current epithet, monopodio. (from Stein's _Silver, Trade, and War_ p. 15)

by Mr. Badger February 25, 2012

monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.

God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!

by Tappytap December 8, 2013

Monopolyed

It's the act of flipping a board game board because you're losing; origin-when you lost everything during a monopoly game to another opponent you'd flipped the board game in a fit of anger

*flips board*
Douchebag-yo bro you just monopolyed the board

by Ummmmm05 May 12, 2014

monoheteroconformity

An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).

Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently

by AmboNec July 28, 2014

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

monogodrama

Drama amongst monogamous couples. Driven mainly by jealousy over the fear of infidelity. Monogodrama when seen in groups works as a plague. It typically involves a best friend(s) backing the supposed victim and friends of the perpetrator likewise supporting him/her. Sides are taken tears are shed. Often times this involves a girl in the corner balling her eyes out to her obese single girlfriend consoling her. In the morning when every one is sober the couple that invoked the drama are having makeup sex and the rest of the couples are still arguing over monogodrama in there own relationships. After the dust has settled all couples blame the single obese girl. Next weekend the same scenario will repeat with a few minor character changes.

"How was the party last night? Oh don't ask, me and Kristie got involved in Monogodrama because that slut Tristen is always flirting with Belinda's husband Gabe."

"Why are you looking at the waitresses ass, its because Im fat?

by Hotthumbs69 December 6, 2014

Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle

GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked

by SeparateBark May 7, 2015