Mongols used to rule the world, then they turned effing Buddhist, and the Chinese conquered them (payback is a bitch) and ruled their peacenik Buddhist butts for 400 years until 1945 when they declared independence from China and became a Soviet puppet state. Moral of the story: Buddhism will turn a pussy out of the most kickass people, forever.
The Mongols are coming, the Mongols are coming... oh wait, they are on 3 feet tall midget horses, reek of fermented goat milk and live in a desert. Fuck them.
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Complete trash, nobody likes these people. They really grind other peoples gears. No one likes a mongler.
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Get the Mongler mug.A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
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Get the mongolio mug.a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim and work at the circus. Wears potato sacks as clothes. Loves to say rastafari. They hide under cars or beds.
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