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magic mole 

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
magic mole by Shitmonger November 25, 2016
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dumb mole 

a type of person who's just a real dickhead
emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole
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Molly Mole

Molly Mole is an absolute Fuck-Head, her noes looks like the tip of a penis and her glasses make her look like a wanker, Molly wants to fuck Peppa in the ass cheeks and suck George's Fanny Flaps, overall, Molly Mole is a Cunt, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Fucker, Dildo-Sucker, Fanny Flap Licker and Dick. :)
Peppa: Molly Mole, where is your house?
Molly: In the ground! :D
Peppa's mind: oh shit, shes so fucking dirt poor that she lives in the ground, ugh, we're probably gonna have rabbit shit and bat cum for dinner.
Molly Mole by Mummy Mole October 15, 2019

Eat the Molé 

When you eat the ass of a Mexican or person from Latin descent. Reminiscent of the Mexican dish mole which consists of chicken smothered in a chocolate-like gravy.
Bro 1: I can't believe you're hooking up with Brenda

Bro 2: Yeah man, she's a freak and makes me eat the molé.

Bro 1: What the hell is that?

Bro 2: When you eat the booty but since she's Mexican, it's like eating molé

Bro 1: Isn't she super religious?

Bro 2: Yeah man, the religious ones are freaks. Guess you can call it Holy Molé.
Eat the Molé by TacosaurusRex April 26, 2017

Guac-my-mole 

Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way
Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”

wack the mole 

a game assholes play that induces cruelty and pain on a victim to keep them from being more succesful than them. gang stalking tactic to keep battering a targeted isolated victim and blind man bluff games to keep the victim down. Wack the mole over and over to keep someone down from up.
Asley palmer needed to feel like a hot shot by disalbling a girl who did not need him and was not heart borken from his abuse and so he had her beaten down sexual insulted and then played wack the mole with her and his winged monkeys. since his wife paid for him being in her life she went along with the game.
wack the mole by assole magnet February 13, 2021

ass-mole 

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.
Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole