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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.
by ImEther May 2, 2024
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Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau
by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021
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micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag
Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies
by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018
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micro cassette

I doubt people use micro cassettes anymore.
by prussland November 19, 2017
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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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micro-star international

Micro-Star International or MSI is a Taiwanese multinational information technology corporation headquartered in New Taipei City, Taiwan. It designs, develops and provides computer hardware, related products and services, including laptops, motherboards, graphics cards, All-in-One PCs, servers, industrial computers, PC peripherals, car infotainment products, etc.
Person 1: Dude, check it out, I just got the MSI ge62 Apache.
Person 2: That's cool and all but I just got the ge72 Apache
Random person 3: What is MSI?
Person 1 & 2: Micro-Star International.
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