Manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

Banana Manager

1.Someone who jacks off too much.

2.Females that give hand jobs for money.

3.A woman that has her man whipped.

1. "Dude that guy is such a banana manager"

by twat woddlers January 18, 2010

facebook manager

Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.

(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"

(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my

Facebook Manager while I'm healing."

by riskebsns September 16, 2010

Thought management

Thought management is consciously realizing and choosing your thoughts.

Unconscious thought Boo hoo, I have no control over my mind.

Thought Yes, you have them.

Mediation Your really good at letting thought fall into the background.

Disagreements Your thoughts don't match my thoughts and you need to change my thoughts(cause i can't) so I can agree with you.

Victimism I consistently have no thought management what-so-ever but everyone else does they control my life, my pain and sorrow.

Okay, so your pushing some coke. On the one hand you are giving people drugs that are potentially very damaging to their lives, loved one's and subconscious. You could choose to think that you are a horrible person and are a bottom of the barrel criminal. OR. You could choose that you are providing a service and people would get their drugs somewhere else and you provide a high quality. Choosing thoughts is thought management.

by Though Queen. September 30, 2010

Joke Management

The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.

After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010