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Faux Limit Soldier

This special kind of artistic ability stems from the all to familiar "Press Play DJ" style of DJing. With the advancement of technology and specifically with the invention of CDJ's, the fine art of staying in the groove for less than 1 Minute (Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching, etc) is easily possible with some pre-production skills and your favorite DAW. Now you too can become a Faux Limit Soldier. You don't like that intro? cut it out! You think the ending should be in

the front? PUT IT IN THE FRONT! You want to blend Sandstorm into the biggest Dubstep drop on the planet? PRE-PRO Bro! If you can cut a pizza, you can cut up the emotional integrity of any song you choose. What are you waiting for? Go ruin someones hard work today!
Jim: Hey man this EDM music is bangin bro!
Bob: Its just EDM bro.
Jim: Yeah EDM music dude, I know.
Bob: Nevermind, what amazing tale do you have for me now Jim?
Jim: I know you say all these guys are Faux DJ's, but seriously I just heard DJ Kumquat lay down 35 tracks in an hour!
Bob: F*** him, no he didn't!
Jim: Dude I swear on my life bro. Dude then like half way through his set some other DJ's came out and they hugged and danced and they all talked on the mic for bit. It was beautiful man!
Bob: This all happened in a matter of 1 hour?
Jim: Yeah it was a 1 hour set.
Bob: Ok Jim are you sitting down?
Jim: I am now, whats up? Faux DJ's again? I knew it!
Bob: Faux DJ's again Jim. What your hearing may sound good to the uninformed , but actually these Faux DJ's take as many tracks as they can and cut them down to 2 minute sections, buildup drop, buildup drop. Its like playing Breaks, but Faux DJ's have taken the human error out of the mix. Some Faux DJ's even pre-produce the transitions so it sounds like amazing things are happening. But in reality they are just limiting themselves, by removing the dynamics of what a DJ does. In the Rap game there used to be guys with No Limits. today in DJing we have the Faux Limit Soldier guys who set limits right out the gate, because having real skills is tough, and making extra sure no one hears the human error is very important into fooling an unknowing crowd.
by DJ Max Portland August 11, 2017
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NBEM
Non body expense of motion.
Folding of nbem, accelerate to run sense, run block mentally, sense of running. Measured by Feet Per Second.

Power limit is 5 and feet per second is 5. Qi, also Ki or Ch'i or Power limit.
You’re NBEM Qi also Ki or Ch'i or Power limit is high.
by Revolver Magnum November 26, 2022
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Butter Limit

noun
1. a point or level beyond which someone does not have the intestinal fortitude to digest butter.
2. a restriction on the amount of butter permissible or possible to safely eat.
Eric: Hey, should we do crab legs for lunch, or will that give you bubble guts?
Blair: That would definitely put me over my butter limit; and I don't want to be on the toilet all night.
by Emobee March 2, 2021
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A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.
Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
by Moto. August 21, 2025
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Roblox limiteds

Some items that Roblox use to make kids spend hundreds and thousands of dollars from their mom's credit card just to make them look rich in the game and eventually get beamed.
he spent 1k$ on roblox limiteds and got scammed by someone on discord
by 3v3Rwt May 10, 2023
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No Limits

A self-declaration or comment upon, a typically gay, male who usually does everything sexually taboo, especially sex with young boys.
"What are you into?"
"No limits"
"No shit, you got any kiddy-porn to share?
by ATotalFaq August 20, 2024
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limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING
David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
by K.H69 December 28, 2017
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