Liberal

The act of putting only mustard on your hotdog. It was made by famous chief, Joe Liberal.

Customer: Can I have a hotdog?
Chief: Sure, how do you what it?
Customer: I want a liberal hotdog.

by Random Dude 23 June 29, 2022

Liberal Elite

Wealthy"do gooders" who falsely claim to care about the rights and misfortunes of the more needy in society, while they do nothing about the plight of those less fortunate, other than talk about how righteous and virtuous they themselves are, while sipping their $6 Starbucks double skim latte. They fancy themselves as morally superior to YOU!

Those "liberal elite" make me want to puke!

by SoulSqwusher January 12, 2023

2010s Liberal

Mainly used to describe liberals from the 2010s decade. Most 2010s liberals are stereotyped as overly PC as most have actually made everything in the decade like movies, TV shows, cartoons, video games, social media, etc. Making everything all flowery and watered down because they believe everything must be positive which isn't the case most of the time (life is really about both positivity and negativity. The yin and the yang. The universal balance between good and evil).

Not all 2010s liberals are overly PC though. There are some who do believe that not everything should be too politically correct but are mostly overshadowed by the more PC ones.

I was once a 2010s liberal, but I can guarantee you that I'm not a member of the PC police.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Soviet Liberal

A person who strives for equality, justice and liberty for the collective world as a whole whilst noting the problems and decadence of Socialism, the free market and Capitalism throughout history.

They would believe that the world must unite together to build a better, clean and trustworthy society with emphasis on globalism on a socialist scale.

This person is nor a Communist, nor a Capitalist but is usually found in the political Center.

" Did ya hear about Artie? "
" What about the dirty commie? "
" Nah bro, he's a Soviet Liberal now. You know how he is about 'BeInG fAiR uNdEr A fReE mArKeT'. "

by Zoxz March 16, 2019

High-Functioning-Liberal

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.

Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.

by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 24, 2023

liberal douchebag

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.

The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.

by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009

liberals

The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional?

Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated

by Freedomisntfree July 20, 2008