dirty lapeedis

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.

Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.

by John Sambleback June 13, 2009

Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.

Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*

by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010

lapenstecktomy

the surgical procedure of having one's brain removed by means of a barrage of post-sleep fusion rock.

This show needs an emergency lapenstecktomy, STAT!

by stecki April 22, 2007

lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

lametrain

if you have heard of roflcopter,its like that except its lame instead of rofl, and train instead of copter. also used if you think a train is lame

eg.1: Guy:'i was like "dude drop the lucozade" and he was like "duhhhhhhh...."'
other guy: sigh lamtrain

eg.2: other other guy:'yeh my train was like uber late i wuz like 5:00!! wtf..omfg im late it was rly lametrain

by Digitalmaniac August 14, 2008

Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 1, 2010

laptop

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one

THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003