green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

lanphear

The Worst people you could ever meet. They usually kill themselves around 16 years old.

Go kill yourself Lanphear!

by Lanphear May 25, 2017

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007

langham

Surname of British comic actor (Chris Langham) convicted of downloading child pornography hence
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks

Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:

To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un

Shannon Matthews' 'step father' was arrested for doing a Langham.

She was on the rag so he did a Langham

by Roystrongisabitstrange April 2, 2008

Lant

A strange smelly creature.
Also q word for urine.

Ooh look at the Lant

by Phil Jones December 17, 2003

lantigo

Some sexy asian created only to please and marry

Also known as North Atlantic badger that likes to sing

Damn i wish i was lantigo

by jacknickel April 11, 2004