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land mammal 

a disgusting fatbody. wooooooooooooooo
Yo, that big yokozuna over there is a land mammal!
land mammal by daego&dug July 12, 2006
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Land of Milk and Honey

(Hebrew)Biblical reference referring to plentiful resources.

-- More commonly known as the age when a man can be sexually promiscuous with women of all ages.
"I just turned 18 bro!

Shit, you're livin in the land of milk and honey"
A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.
Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"
Land Ho by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010

Land Shark 

One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;

2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.

Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil

Anal fin yes

Interesting Things land sharks are very shy

Number of Gills 5 gills

Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
see Carcharinformes and search for Land Shark
Land Shark by Carcharinformes August 11, 2010

Land shark 

A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.
Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......
Land shark by Melvin MILF September 7, 2011

Land of No Return 

If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.
Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
Land of No Return by Anata May 31, 2007