Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

lampsexual

lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl

-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.

Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL

"Ashleigh is lampsexual; she screws lamps."

by Jolie Ja'Myne August 13, 2007

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004

lamas

a guy who has a stoner laugh but he is straight edge wierd?? or natural high?? oh he also hates lamas

lamas

by LOZ_420 March 24, 2010

lampshade

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

by anonymous lawn chair girl November 6, 2003

lamestream

Things that people participate in or go to because they think it will make them look hip.

Rob: Are you going to Lollapalooza on Friday?

Burt: Dude, Lollapalooza is SO Lamestream!

by Burt Maass March 21, 2008

Silence Of the Lambs

When masturbating in front of a girl, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it at her.

I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.

by Matthew Walls July 30, 2007