mack's definitions

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004

close

to knock boots with a member of the oposite sex, as in close the deal

"what ever happened with that female last night?"

"shoot... you know..."

well what happened? did you close?

"you know it"

by mack July 18, 2006

mack

someone (male) whose name you don't know.

Catch ya later mack

by Mack November 12, 2003

Shabark

Means "sike," "gotcha," etc.

Check out this cool million dollas I got.... SHABARK!

by Mack November 21, 2003

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004

crum

Taking a dump on someone's chest.

Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.

by mack January 18, 2004

telescreen

From George Orwell's 1984. It's a wall-mounted electronic device that doubles as a television and a surveillance camera. Used by the Thought Police to monitor the citizens.

We're probably about 10 years away from having telescreens - or their equivalent - installed in all our homes. God Bless America.

by Mack June 23, 2004