telescreen

From George Orwell's 1984. It's a wall-mounted electronic device that doubles as a television and a surveillance camera. Used by the Thought Police to monitor the citizens.
We're probably about 10 years away from having telescreens - or their equivalent - installed in all our homes. God Bless America.
by Mack June 23, 2004
mugGet the telescreenmug.

D.A.R.E.

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.
I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.
by Mack June 23, 2004
mugGet the D.A.R.E.mug.

chern

Chern: Providing maximum overkill on one's vehicle. i.e. the best of the best.
"he cherned that to the MAX! Chermax"
by Mack October 30, 2007
mugGet the chernmug.

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out
dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...
by Mack October 24, 2004
mugGet the boody crumbsmug.

ergot

(adapted from Erowid.org)

A fungus that infects cereal grains, forming small black masses of material that replace many grains of the plant; source of medicinal alkaloids and of ergotamine, a precursor of LSD.
Ergot fungus was the cause of the phenomena St. Anthony's Fire.
by Mack June 18, 2004
mugGet the ergotmug.

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.
i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade
by mack January 18, 2004
mugGet the lampshademug.

nicer

a version of "nice" or "thats chill". used when something dope takes place
by mack June 18, 2006
mugGet the nicermug.