lamas 

a guy who has a stoner laugh but he is straight edge wierd?? or natural high?? oh he also hates lamas

lamas

lamas by LOZ_420 March 24, 2010

Lamas 

A bloke who innit jolly much

Bog off! Every time you get lashed you turn into a bloody lamas!

Lamas by poopstainz January 15, 2011

Lamas Shot 

Mixed Drink with high quanties of alcohol, and very little chaser in the drink.

Me: Hey bro you want to fill up my cup with a lamas shot?!?
Chad: Sure Brosiden, Let me get that drank out.
Me: Thanks Braski
*fist bump*

Lamas Shot by Matty Lite and the funky bunch April 7, 2011

Hola, cum all over me lamas? 

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

Hola, cum all over me lamas? by [e-mail] October 22, 2016

Lorenzo Lamas 

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.

1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!

Lorenzo Lamas by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

Three Lamas in a Hummer by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019