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'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'
by Helrivkit April 21, 2009
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Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.
Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.
by balbonie September 9, 2003
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Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's
I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!
by ima realist July 9, 2009
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Tea Kettle

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."
I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.
by Encore21 July 19, 2010
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Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.
Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.
Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)
by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008
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Kiett

A retarded person who is unsocial,Rude,Lacking morals but still gets three to five freinds either on social sites or in school is a kiett
Is considered the first word in saadish lang
Plural:kiettt
Damn! He's such a kiett
God! They are so kiett
by Saad khan November 6, 2018
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